Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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