can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
There's even glitter on my cock...
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