I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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