glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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