East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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