how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She bit a glass in half.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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