Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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