Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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