spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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