This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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