is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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