Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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