Do vagina's smell?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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