we have officially lost it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Randomize