Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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