Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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