Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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