Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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