So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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