I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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