dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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