Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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