do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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