UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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