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(619): View more from California

He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads

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(540): View more from Virginia

And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.

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(512): View more from Texas

Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.

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(858): View more from California

Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat

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(785): View more from Kansas

This should be illegal

(816): View more from Missouri

It is

(785): View more from Kansas

I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this

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