Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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