Yo dont text me then not text me
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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