she kept yelling 'call me bella'
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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