she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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You. Win. At. Life.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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