check it out our google latitudes are spooning
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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