I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
True strength comes from lack of pants
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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