Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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