So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
do nipples grow back?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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