I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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