omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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