She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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