But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
