Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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