Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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