Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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