when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
