I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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