his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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