Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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