My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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