would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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