guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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