we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
