so explain again why im purple
no
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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