I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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