one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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