Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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