do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I am available for nakedness
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