I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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