Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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