All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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